Andy: Hey, that Justin Beaver guy is going to be on American Idol tonight.
Me: (confused) What?
Andy: You know...Bobby Beaver.
Me: (forehead wrinkled) Huh?
Andy: Beaver Cleaver!
[pause as I try to decifer this nonsense]
Andy: C'mon, you know, that teeny-bopper guy?
Me: Justin Bieber?
Andy: Yeah! That one! He's on American Idol tonight.
Me: We don't watch American Idol, nor do I care about what's-his-name Justin Bieber. Why are you telling me this?
Andy: Oh, I just heard it on the radio.
So, there you go folks. This is what Happily Ever After looks like... ;)
Find Part One here