2. Attack your child before he or she realizes what is about to happen.
3. Hold them down using your legs (because no amount of reasoning is going to make your child sit still for this one).
4. Pry open his or her eyelid with one hand.
5. Use other hand to apply drops.
6. Repeat steps 4-5 on second eye.
7. Hope and pray that your child won't hate you for this.
8. Give them lots of kisses.
9. Stop with the kissing already - your child is already annoyed with you.
!0. Stop torturing your child...that is until the next eye drops are needed.